• In 10 minutes, attach a modern bidet that will leave you squeaky clean

    View more

Let's Face It

America's obsession with toilet paper is killing 15 million trees per year and turning us into hoarders.

Read more on how toilet paper and wet wipes are ruining the environment (and clogging your toilet)

The Only Booty Call You Need

Give your rear the attention it deserves by switching to an eco-friendly bidet that will save you a bundle on TP every month and save 307 trees over its lifetime. 

Save the Environment and Your Wallet

Booty Cleaning For the 21st Century

Save Your Bum - Get rid of Hemorrhoids and UTIs once and for all

A Shower for your Booty

America has a pooping problem.

The time has come to stop wiping with dry TP and start cleaning your butt properly -- by using water. 

The Cheeky Mission

At Cheeky Bidet we want to bring Americans into the sanitary, modern, eco-friendly age of using water to clean your booty, save the environment, and save you money. 

We're so sure you'll love our crap that we guarantee your satisfaction or you'll receive a full refund on your purchase.